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Tag: immigration

  • Secure the Border Panel 1: Agent: Wait in this room for your flight., Panel 2: Chance: Don't you want to see my ID?, Agent: Not for migrants, only citizens., Panel 4: Chance: No scan?, Agent: Have a nice trip., Panel 4: Chance: This is the only way to fly., Terrorist: For some of us, yes.

    Secure the Border

    23 Feb 12, 2024

  • Lankford Travel Agency Panel 1: Chance: I want to visit my Mamaw in the New York sewers but I can't afford a plane ticket., Panel 2: Dillon: Eezy peezy! Just hand me your iD. Do you have a straw hat?, Panel 3: Text: A few weeks later., Border Agent: Here's your plane ticket and a gift card for the trip. Court date is in two years., Chance: Thanks! I will definitely go to that.

    Lankford Travel Agency

    24 Feb 06, 2024

  • Brits Face Conscription Panel 1: General: The Brits will fight to the death if we go to war with Russia., Panel 2: General: Don't be stuffy because we called you selfish during lockdowns..., Panel 3: General: Or racist about the flood of migrants! Just a bit of colorful language, what?, Taylor: From the Brits., Panel 4: General: "Stick a toad in your hole.", Taylor: Colorful!

    Brits Face Conscription

    21 Jan 26, 2024

  • Border Wall Panel 1: The Republicans removed their Speaker of the House? How will we get the aid to Ukraine now?, Panel 2: Chance: We've already sent them 43 billion!!, Woman: But Ukraine is at war! What's a billion?, Panel 3: Woman: They're fighting for their border, don't you care??, Panel 4: Man: Perdon, but I set up a tent in your yard while I wait for my benefits. OK?, Chance: Can I have a border first??

    Border Wall

    23 Oct 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, our brave troops are on their way to secure the border. Panel 2: Chance: Wait... Is that a gift basket?, Agent: Uh.. No., Panel 3: Chance: Hey, that cellphone is nicer than mine., Agent: Mine too.

    Invasion

    28 May 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Boss: So you wanna come work at Mindy's. Let's look at your references., Man: I was in charge of the grease trap for two years. Panel 2: Boss: I'm sorry, we can't hire you., Panel 3: Boss: You have a non-compete with your last job, Burger Butt., Man: Dangit!, Panel 4: Man: Hard to find good Grease Trap people., Boss: I know! Hooray for the H1-B visa program!

    Bidenomics

    29 Mar 01, 2023

  • Sanctuary City

    29 Sep 22, 2022

  • Panel 1: Leftist: Imagine! Sending migrants to sanctuary cities! They should be in jail! It's kidnapping!, Panel 2: Leftist: Where would they get such a vile, monstrous idea?, Panel 3: Dillon: Biden did it first., Panel 4: Dillon: My favorite part is when they stamp their little feet.

    Human Trafficking

    25 Sep 20, 2022

  • Taylor: Welcome to Free Florida! Just remember from whence you came.

    Free Florida

    35 Apr 14, 2022

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