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  • Hunter Biden is an Artist Panel 1: Lawyer: I have good news and bad news, Hunter. Panel 2: Lawyer: The bad news is the public has seen photos of you partying with hookers and smoking crack., Hunter Biden: Did I look good doing it?, Panel 3: Lawyer: Not really, They've seen your gut from six different angles., Hunter Biden: Nuts!! What's the good news?, Panel 4: Lawyer: You're a Democrat., Hunter Biden: Ohhh, right, I keep forgetting.

    Hunter Biden is an Artist

    52 Jul 18, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    56 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: McCarthy: I don't want 87,000 new IRS agents!. Taylor: Then, Senator McCarthy, why did you keep 98% of their funding?, Panel 2: McCarthy: Sorry... I mispoke., Panel 3: McCarthy: I don't want 87,000 targeting me., Taylor: Folded like a beach chair, didn't ya?

    Debt Ceiling

    44 Jun 02, 2023

  • Panel 1: Biden: And our economy is strong as hell., Panel 2: Agent: Oh, great. Now where is the President going. To get more ice cream?, Panel 3: Aide: Uhh, I don't think so. Ice cream is in the other direction. Looks like he's headed for..., Panel 4: Aide: A Girl Scout Troop.

    Ice Cream

    44 Oct 21, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I heard about that FBI raid., Panel 2: Taylor: What's on the paper?, Chance: They said it was a receipt of all that was taken. Panel 3: Taylor: They took a lot of stuff, didn't they. Panel 4: Taylor: Whoa! I didn't know you had so much Funko. Chance: *REDACTED*

    Redacted

    53 Aug 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: There is NO basis for this invasion of privacy by the FBI!!, Panel 2: FBI: Oh no? Whose phone number is on this napkin?, Chance: Ariana Grande. She gave it to me at a Ruby's Tuesdays. Panel 3: FBI: Well, this will require further forensic analysis.. Chance: In your wallet?. Panel 4: Chance: Will ya at least tell her I said hello??

    Invasion of Privacy

    47 Aug 26, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: You're taking my old magazine collections?, FBI: Looks suspiciously like classified materials!, Panel 2: Chance: It's TV Guide! Heard of it?, FBI: Or... more like nuclear launch codes and dates. Panel 3: FBI: I think we've hit paydirt, Biff!!, Panel 4: FBI: Tell me, Fascist... What exactly is the payload of a... "Laverne and Shirley" warhead?. Chance: Oh fer...

    Classified Materials

    50 Aug 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Why are you raiding my house? What could you want?, FBI: Here's a warrant., Panel 2: Chance: Clearly a typo! Right here!! A juice stain over my address!, Panel 3: Chance: This is so heavily redacted... I can't make anything out of this other than where he wrote "Trump is a poo-poo head.", Panel 4: Chance: And does Merrick Garland sign everything in periwinkle blue crayon?, FBI: Classified.

    FBI Warrant

    58 Aug 18, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Hey Dillon! How's it..., Panel 2: Chance: Wait, what?, Panel 3: Chance: FBI raid!!, Panel 4: Chance: My house?!, Panel 5: Chance: But I live on Mar-a-longo, not Mar-a-lago!!

    FBI Raid

    53 Aug 16, 2022

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