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  • Rand Paul Panel 1: Gopher: Pay Congress but not us, Senator Rand Paul?, Rand Paul: End the shutdown and everyone gets paid., Panel 3: Gopher: So hold your pay until it ends., Rand Paul: No, that would affect me., Panel 3: Rand Paul: Look I'm late. Which way to my plane?, Gopher: Through that door., Panel 4: Gopher: That's an exit with no re-entry., Gopher: I'd work harder for free but that would affect me.

    Rand Paul

    19 Nov 13, 2025

  • Trump Ballroom Panel 1: Eric Swalwell: Whoever runs for President has to commit to tearing down that hideous Trump ballroom., Taylor: What should be there instead., Panel 2: Eric Swalwell: Hmm... Well, everyone says we need a place to entertain heads of state., Taylor: Like a ballroom?, Panel 3: Eric Swalwell: Yes!

    Trump Ballroom

    106 Oct 31, 2025

  • Congress Paid During Shutdown Panel 1: Taylor: SNAP benefits will run out of money?, Panel 2: Bernie Sanders: Yes, cause of the shutdown., Panel 2: Taylor: Maybe Congress shouldn't get paid during the shutdown., Bernie Sanders: It's hard to cope with a missed paycheck., Panel 3: Taylor: Maybe it's time to cut back on the private jets.

    Congress Paid During Shutdown

    97 Oct 24, 2025

  • USAID for Politico

    52 Feb 12, 2025

  • Joe Biden Pardons Panel 1: Joe Biden: Time for some last minute pardons before I go., Panel 2: Joe Biden: I, Joe Biden, grant a full pardon to Anthony Fauci, Liz Cheney, James Biden and my entire crime family..., Panel 3: Joe Biden: General Mark Milley, Adam Schiff, Ronald McDonald for the McRib, Yoko Ono for breaking up the Beatles, Also full pardons for...

    Joe Biden Pardons

    37 Jan 23, 2025

  • Equity of Outcome Panel 1: Kamala Harris: I want equity for everyone!, Panel 2: Dillon: Be honest, Madame Vice President., Panel 3: Kamala Harris: I want an America unburdened by what has been,, Panel 4: Dillon: Be honest,, Panel 5: Kamala Harris: I want Communism., Panel 6: Dillon: Thank you.

    Equity of Outcome

    39 Sep 11, 2024

  • Secret Service Resources Panel 1: Kim Cheatle: Welcome to the Secret Service, new recruits!, Panel 2: Kim Cheatle: This agency only hires the best for diversity and inclusion, Panel 3: Kim Cheatle: The bad guys don't stand a chance against DEI - right team?

    Secret Service Resources

    40 Jul 23, 2024

  • Frozen Biden Panel 1: Reporter: Mr. President, care to comment on your son's gun convictions?, Panel 2: Reporter: Mr. President?, Panel 3: Reporter: My gawd, are you all pranking me with his cardboard standup again?, Panel 4: Secret Service: No ma'am, not this time. He's real., Panel 5: Medic: The President just needs a jump start.

    Frozen Biden

    44 Jun 17, 2024

  • Good Sex Panel 1: Journalist: Mr. President, how can you calm fears about inflation, especially in light of another round of debt forgiveness?, Panel 2: Biden: I'm glad you asked that, Bingo., Journalist: It's bill, sir., Panel 3: Biden: Fear is scary. Just ask my wife. We've been married a long time. You know, the key to a lasting marriage? Good sex. Panel 4: Journalist: I can't make out that drawing, sir... Could you give us a closer look?, Dillon: I'm gonna need a lot more beer.

    Good Sex

    43 Feb 27, 2024

  • Speaker Mike Johnson Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Speaker, your backroom budget deal funds all of the agencies that are attacking everyday Americans., Panel 2: Taylor: What's the difference between you and another Democrat?, Panel 3: Mike Johnson: Jesus forgives me when I screw you over., Taylor: How did that work for Judas?

    Speaker Mike Johnson

    41 Jan 17, 2024

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