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  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    20 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Sister: Hurray!! You've won a prize off the "Pride Day" Roulette Wheel of Fun!!, Kids: Yay!. Panel 2: Kid: I hope your prize is better than my last one. It wouldn't stop vibrating.

    Dallas Pride

    18 Jun 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Target pulled their satan clothes off the shelves. Spy: Domestic Extremist!, Panel 2: Spy: This report from the FBI told me exactly how to spot one of you!, Panel 3: Chance: Because I don't want Target to sexualize kids?, Spy: That's Item #4, Panel 4: Chance: Fine. "Devil onesies for all the toddlers.", Spy: Too late to try and get on my good side."

    Domestic Extremist

    19 Jun 06, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What are you working on?, Taylor: Fashion designs for a corporate pitch., Panel 2: Taylor: Since Target greenlit "Satan Pride," they're going to love my "Moloch Collection.", Panel 3: Taylor: Too much?, Chance: I'm not sure anymore.

    On Target and Satanism

    16 May 31, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cujo: Babblebot, what's the likelihood AI systems will destroy humanity?. Babblebot: Less than 10%., Panel 2: Cujo: As much as 9%?, Babblebot: Not as much as 25% at least.. Panel 3: Cujo: 25%?. Babblebot: Not that high. No more than 50-50., Panel 4: Cujo: This is a little unnerving., Babblebot: How does "80% but some of you can live in enslavement" sound?

    Chances of Artificial Intelligence Destroying the World

    17 May 26, 2023

  • Panel 1: Guy: Ha! Disney really stuck it to that loser Ron DeSantis., Panel 2: Guy: Florida's lost several thousand jobs with that imagineering campus being cancelled., Panel 3: Dillon: Y'men thousands of woke Californians won't be relocated to Florida? That's not losing that's dodging a bullet!

    Californians Relocated to Florida

    18 May 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: What's that, Bobby Cujo?, Bobby: My personal artificial intelligence. I named him Babblebot., Panel 2: Bobby: Babblebot what's the best way to reduce my carbon footprint?, Babblebot: Kill yourself., Panel 3: Bobby: He may need some tweaks., Babblebot: Assist... assist... assist...

    Babblebot

    15 May 19, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, our brave troops are on their way to secure the border. Panel 2: Chance: Wait... Is that a gift basket?, Agent: Uh.. No., Panel 3: Chance: Hey, that cellphone is nicer than mine., Agent: Mine too.

    Invasion

    17 May 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Banning books from school libraries? Who do these parents think they are??. Panel 2: Librarian: Just look what children can't see at school anymore!, Panel 3: Chance: I didn't know there were so many places to stick a carrot., Librarian: And now the kids won't know either!

    Book Ban

    18 May 10, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Have a free copy of my updated version of "Winne the Pooh" for 2023., Man: Oh, how cute., Panel 2: Taylor: Too cute... with antiquated world views., Panel 3: Man: Piglet's a homeless junky?, Taylor: Was bound to happen. , Panel 4: Man: Roo is non-binary?, Taylor: Public education tax dollars at work.

    Revised Books

    18 May 05, 2023

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