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  • AI Advice Panel 1: Babblebot: As an artificial intelligence, I know you better than you know yourself. Panel 2: Babblebot: You should let me make your decisions for you., Chance: I don't know... Your advice is never based on facts and the code is manipulated., Panel 3: Heh-heh, I see you are a critical thinker., Panel 4; My advice is to play in traffic and get another booster shot., Chance: Really? Hey!

    AI Advice

    47 Mar 08, 2024

  • Scan Your Palm Panel 1: Chance: What's that for?, Nurse: Please scan your palm., Panel 2: Nurse: It's so we know who you are,, Chance: Why not? Seems painless., Panel 3: Chance: I guess it's for my protection....

    Scan Your Palm

    43 Mar 06, 2024

  • Leap Day Panel 1: Dillon: So you're back from New York. Did you see your Memaw?, Panel 2: Chance: Nope., Panel 3: Chance: The cops thought I was a migrant so they hired me--and put me on the NYPD dance team!, Panel 4: Chance: The rehearsals kept me really busy..., Dillon; You mean, you kept going??

    Leap Day

    50 Mar 01, 2024

  • OnlyFans Baby Panel 1: Babette: It's not like Clinton was accused of a crime..., Panel 2: Babette: Just being friends with that Epstein guy., Taylor: What do you think "he likes them young" means?, Panel 3: Babette: Umm..., Panel 4: Babette: He eats veal?, Taylor: Critical thinking is hard, isn't it?

    OnlyFans Baby

    41 Feb 22, 2024

  • Valentine Love Panel 1: Gabby: We just had Valentines Day. What does love mean to you?, Panel 2: Gabby: For me, it's the candy I get from my friends., Panel 3: Caleb: Love is the hugs I get from my Mom and Dad. Gabby: Taylor?, Panel 4: Taylor: Sacrifice.

    Valentine Love

    50 Feb 16, 2024

  • Lankford Travel Agency Panel 1: Chance: I want to visit my Mamaw in the New York sewers but I can't afford a plane ticket., Panel 2: Dillon: Eezy peezy! Just hand me your iD. Do you have a straw hat?, Panel 3: Text: A few weeks later., Border Agent: Here's your plane ticket and a gift card for the trip. Court date is in two years., Chance: Thanks! I will definitely go to that.

    Lankford Travel Agency

    44 Feb 06, 2024

  • Lawfare Wars Panel 1: Kitty Poo: Now that DeSantis is out of the race, it's in the bag for Trump!, Taylor: He still has to beat Biden and he lost last time., Panel 2: Kitty Poo: We would've won last time if they hadn't cheated., Taylor: OK... And they'll cheat again, same result. Then what, Kitty Poo?,

    Lawfare Wars

    44 Jan 30, 2024

  • This Book is Racist Panel 1: Author: This book should never have been published!, Panel 2: Author: There aren't enough gay characters!, Panel 3: Author: And it's racist! What does a white author know about people of color anyways?, Panel 4: Taylor: Yet it's more popular than your book., Author: That's racist too!

    This Book is Racist

    48 Jan 13, 2024

  • Trans Genderfluid Terrorist Panel1: Genderfluid: Which way to the bathroom?, Chance: On your left, sir., Panel 2: Genderfluid: I'm a woman, you bigot!!, Chance: Oh! Then it's on your right, ma'am., Panel 3: Genderfluid: Don't call me that!! I'm genderfluid! I'm obviously a man today!, Chance: Sorry! Uh..., Panel 4: Chance: What gender are you now?, Genderfluid: You jerk! I don't even know anymore.

    Trans Genderfluid Terrorist

    40 Jan 05, 2024

  • Merry Christmas 2023 Panel 1: LOOOOOO, Panel 3: LOOOOOO, Panel 4: Satan: Heh-heh, Chance: Inclusivity may have gone too far,, Taylor: I'll get the ax.

    Merry Christmas 2023

    50 Dec 28, 2023

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