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Location: Boca Del Rio Assisted Living

  • Henry Kissinger Panel 1: Taylor: I heard Henry Kissinger died., Professor: Achy yes, my dear mentor., Panel 2: Professor: My technocrat friends replicated his consciousness inside this device., Panel 3: Taylor: How can we achieve world peace?, Panel 4: Taylor: "Bomb Spain.", Professor; It may need some finesse.

    Henry Kissinger

    25 Dec 02, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Mr. Gilman?, Panel 2: Gilman: Young lady, it's almost midnight., Panel 3: Taylor: I'm running a story about yesterday's poker game... An incident with broken glass?, Gilman: I dropped it and water spilled in Mrs. Kowalkski's lap. That's all!, Panel 4: Taylor: I mention that your oversight inspired violence. Care to comment?, Taylor: I'm on a deadline....

    Hit Piece

    22 Jun 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Lady: I can't get into the dining room, Professor: Ack yes! Digital security requires you to scan your QR code., Panel 2: Lady: I don't have a cellphone, Professor: Unfortunately the New World Order will leave some people behind., Panel 3: Lady, But I can't eat! Professor: My dear, you should consider this excellent program in Canada. You'll never be hungry again.

    MAID

    23 Jan 27, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dunbar: Taylor, I hear your concerns about the Professor, but let me assure you..., Panel 2: Dunbar: He doesn't have that much power and influence over everyday nursing home policy. Panel 3: Professor: Here iz the daily itinerary... restricted foods... 134 new required vaccinations..., Dunbar: We're a little tired of your conspiracy theories.

    Everyday Americans

    22 Jan 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Woman: Professor, I'd like to report a twit., Professor: They call them "tweets," Mrs. Henderson. Panel 2: Woman: Look at this Twiddle!, Professor: This is a video of a man roasting a turkey in an oven bag., Panel 3: Woman: Brine... Don't bag! Blatant deception., Professor: Madam, we're only concerned with tweets that threaten our pursuit of world domination., Panel 4: Woman: Well, I bet if I served you a soggy turkey skin you'd be concerned about that twat!

    Tweets that Threaten

    28 Sep 13, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I hear you're trying to fight misinformation on the internet, Professor., Professor: Ach yes, it is a threat to our Great Reset., Panel 2: Professor: Fortunately, I have recruited a skilled team of volunteers to track down such lies., Panel 3: Taylor: In assisted living? That might not go like you think it will. Panel 4: Professor: Do not worry. I trained them myself., Woman: I just gave your credit card information and all your passwords to a sweet nice man in Nigeria, was that right?

    Misinformation

    23 Sep 08, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: Hunter Biden again? I keep telling you this is assisted living, not rehab..., Hunter: But I need a place to hide!, Panel 2: Hunter: The FBI is cracking down on crime... They're out of control!, Panel 3: Taylor: Wait a minute...., Panel 4: Taylor: You're safe. Turns out you're a Democrat. Woman: Who's the new hotty?

    Hunter Cocaine

    26 Sep 02, 2022

  • Taylor: Professor, the kitchen told me you "altered" tonight's menu., Professor: Ach yes, vat's the problem?

    Eat Ze Bugs

    22 Jul 21, 2022

  • Taylor: Professor, I found this in your room. Isn't it Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds?, Professor: Ach yes, in some religions.

    Shiva

    25 Jul 06, 2022

  • Taylor: Little busy, Mr. GIlman..., Gilman: No more excuses, Taylor. Why isn't my article in this week's newsletter?

    Oregano

    28 Jun 07, 2022

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