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Character: Chance

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  • AI Jesus Panel 1: Chance: Oh my gosh! Are you stuck in a sinkhole?, Alan: I'm good, I have my AI Jesus app., Panel 2: Alan: What should I do AI Jesus?, AI Jesus: Have faith. You got this, Alan!, Panel 3: Chance: Can I get you anything?, Alan: Just drop a charger, God's battery is low.

    AI Jesus

    87 Dec 12, 2025

  • Early Christmas Panel 1: Text: Labor Day, Chance: Christmas lights already?, Neighbor: Why not?, Panel 2: Neighbor: They bring a bit of joy to this unremarkable time of year., Panel 3: Text: Christmas day, Chance: Merry Christmas--Wait!! Why are you doing this now?, Neighbor: I'm sick of these things., Panel 4: Chance: But I haven't even finished my morning coffee yet.

    Early Christmas

    58 Nov 20, 2025

  • ChatGPT Medical Advice Panel 1: Chance: Dear ChatGPT, I have the sniffles. Can you diagnose what I have?, Panel 2: ChatGPT: Uh oh that sounds bad..., Panel 3: ChatGPT: Looks like cancer, Panel 4: ChatGPT: Probably terminal, Panel 5: ChatGPT: You know what to do

    ChatGPT Medical Advice

    11 Nov 08, 2025

  • Training Qatar Panel 1: Qatar soldier: Good day, American citizen., Chance: Aren't you a Qatari solider?, Panel 2: Qatar soldier: I parked my jet on your lawn, I hope that's OK., Chance: That was my petunia bed., Panel 3: Chance: You're not going to spy o me are you?, Qatar: I would never hide in that bush to spy on you, ally., Panel 4: Chance: Good! Because China is already using it., Yen Yun: I told you, I'm looking for berries!

    Training Qatar

    92 Oct 22, 2025

  • Michelle Obama Podcast Panel 1: Michelle Obama: "Welcome back to my podcast "Becoming." I'm Michelle Obama.", Panel 2: Michelle Obama: "Today, we're going to talk about how miserable you made my life, America...", Panel 3: Michelle Obama: "I have so much fame and money... It's just not fair."

    Michelle Obama Podcast

    83 Oct 10, 2025

  • Far Left Panel 1: Chance: Hold it!! Why is the far-left so violent?, Panel 2: ANTIFA: Dude! I'm not far-left. I'm a moderate., Chance: Holding that brick?, Panel 3: Chance: Look, if you're a moderate what is the far-left?, Panel 4: ?

    Far Left

    80 Oct 07, 2025

  • Resort Fees Panel 1: Caleb: Back from your Vegas vacation! How was it? Chance: It broke me., Panel 2: Chance It was so expensive. There was a tax on everything I did., Panel 3: Caleb: By the way, I got your mail for you., Chance: Thanks. Go ahead and read it to me., Panel 4: Caleb: "We hope you had fun in Las Vegas. Enclosed is your adios tax. Please come visit us again."

    Resort Fees

    58 Oct 01, 2025

  • Cashless Society Panel 1: Chance: Hello. I'd like an ice cream!, Panel 2: Clerk: Hold on. Be right with you., Panel 4: Chance: One ice cream please!, Clerk: Okay., Panel 5: Clerk: Sorry, we don't take cash.

    Cashless Society

    63 Sep 28, 2025

  • Slot Machines Panel 1: Text: Meanwhile, Chance is on a Vegas vacation., Panel 2: Chance: I won! I won!, Panel 3: Chance: Look! I won five dollars!, Boomer: I played that machine for hours yesterday., Panel 4: Boomer: We're gonna share those winnings... Right?

    Slot Machines

    54 Sep 27, 2025

  • Cracker Barrel Panel 1: Server: Welcome to Cracker Barrel, a Blackrock company. What would you like?, Chance: A bit more sterile than I remember..., Panel 2: Chance: Green beans! Slowly simmered with bacon., Panel 3: Server: Can't., Chance: Can't?, Panel 4: Server: Nope... Canned., Panel 5: Server: Bon appetit.

    Cracker Barrel

    47 Aug 27, 2025

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