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Character: Chance

Humble Florida alligator

  • Price of Eggs Panel 1: Activist: Bought some eggs?, Panel 2: Chance: Eggs are now half the price they used to be. Trump really came through!, Panel 4: Activist: Free speech is a right!, Dillon: Except Twitter.

    Price of Eggs

    10 Mar 20, 2025

  • Ukraine and Zelensky Panel 1: Chance: Zelensky?, Zelensky: Am looking for more money, do you have?, Panel 2: Chance: But we already gave you $175 billion., Zelensky: $100 billion, actually,, Panel 3: Zelensky: Is all gone now,, Chance; Fine. Check the couch cushions., Panel 4: Zelensky: Only cherry White Claw. No lime?, Chance: Get out of my fridge!!

    Zelensky and Ukraine

    16 Mar 07, 2025

  • Airplane Ableism Panel 1: Chance: A mole?, Mole: I'm your pilot!, Panel 2: Chance: Aren't moles blind?, Mole: That's an ableist question!, Panel 3: Mole: Don't make assumptions just because I'm a mole., Panel 4: Mole: Now, let's get you to your plane., Chance: Which is over there.

    Airplane Ableism

    5 Mar 04, 2025

  • Canadian Tariffs Panel 1: Canadian: America is putting a tariff on Canadian products?, Panel 2: Canadian: Just because we put tariffs on yours??, Panel 3: Canadian: Fine! No more Canadian beer! No more maple candy!, Panel 4: Canadian: No more maple syrup., Panel 5: Chance: I'm a gator. I don't eat carbs.

    Canadian Tariff

    5 Feb 07, 2025

  • California Fires Panel 1: Dude: Los Angeles is burning. This is so awful., Panel 2: Dude: How could there not be enough water to fight this... and we just cut funding to the fire department, too. Panel 3: Chance: You could vote differently next time., Dude: PFFFT, why would I do that?, Panel 4: Chance: I couldn't imagine.

    California Fires

    12 Jan 10, 2025

  • Meta AI Users Panel 1: Chance: "Meta to add AI Fake Users to Instagram.", Panel 2: Chance: No one ever sees what I post there...., Babblebot: I'll follow you!, Panel 3: Babblebot: My account is very successful!, Panel 4: Chance: How do you have one million followers?, Babblebot: Those are all me too.

    Meta AI Users

    22 Jan 06, 2025

  • War is Over Panel 1: TV: China! Iran! Drones! Chaos!, Panel 2: Radio: War is over if you want it..., Panel 3: Taylor: Just so you know, Christmas is a time to remember..., Panel 4: Taylor: The battle is already won.

    War is Over

    18 Dec 24, 2024

  • Land Acknowledgement Panel 1: Professor: Before the meeting starts I'd like to acknowledge that this stolen land--, Chance: Excuse me. I'd like to say something., Panel 2: Chance: I'd like to claim this land for my tribe, the humble alligators., Panel 3: Chance: We were here first after all, so when can we move in?, Panel 4: Professor: I wasn't serious., Chance: Slight delay, Bubba., Bubba: Well speed it up, I', not paying for another day on the rental truck.

    Land Acknowledgement

    37 Nov 30, 2024

  • Election Day Panel 1: *Chance has a ballot.*, Panel 2: Thing comes out of the ballot box., Panel 3: Thing crumples up the ballot., Panel 4: Thing throws the ballot away., Panel 5: Chance: Well, that's a new one.

    Election Day

    21 Nov 05, 2024

  • Panel 1 Project Blue Beam: Dillon: Fake!, Panel 2: FBI Agent: But you need to hear about Project Immaculate Constellation!, Dillon: All fake., Panel 3: FBI Agent: Don't you want to hear about the mothership sending drones?, Dillon: No!, Panel 4: FBI Agent: Now how are we going to stop this election?, Dillon: You could fake an insurrection.

    Project Blue Beam

    18 Oct 19, 2024

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