Babette
Yuval Noah Harari
Kim Cheatle
Travis Kelce
Guy on the Chiefs
Taylor Swift
Pop star
Taylor
Journalist at age 8
Kittypoo
Cultist cat
Mike Johnson
Speaker of the House
Chance
Humble Florida alligator
Caleb
Typical boy
Babblebot
Sent to destroy
Vickers
Sensitive teacher
Dillon
Armadillo and curmudgeon
Justin Trudeau
Justin Castro
Professor
Our gracious leader
Nina Jankowicz
Misinformation Czarina
Joe Biden
Basement dummy
Bobby Cujo
Tech bro
FBI
Alphabet agency
Steven
Epileptic
Ghostself
Gho to you
Mrs Dunbar
Boca Del Rio Assisted Living Director
Bubba
Chance's redneck cousin
Kamala Harris
Veep
Kevin McCarthy
WEF poser
Nicole Kidman
Health guru
Elon Musk
Top Twit
Gilman
Assisted living resident
Russell Brand
Convert to truth
Bob Chapek
Former Disney employee
Bill Gates
Our technology overlord
Mule
Head of voting integrity
Hunter Biden
Successful artist
Doc Science
He is the Science
Stacey Abrams
Governor of Georgia
Donald Trump
He Who Must Not Be Named
Teddy
The one who is to come