Characters

Transhuman

Afraid of sloped roofs

Here on a visa

Congressman into sexual favors

Poor eyesight

Ukraine Manlet

Guy on the Chiefs

Chinese spy

Pop star

Fix-it man

Journalist at age 8

Cultist cat

Florida House Speaker

Speaker of the House

Only Fans starlet

Humble Florida alligator

Typical boy

Sent to destroy

Sensitive teacher

Armadillo and curmudgeon

Justin Castro

Our gracious leader

Basement dummy

Misinformation Czarina

Tech bro

Alphabet agency

Epileptic

Gho to you

Boca Del Rio Assisted Living Director

Chance's redneck cousin

Veep

WEF poser

Health guru

Top Twit

Assisted living resident

Convert to truth

Former Disney employee

Our technology overlord

Head of voting integrity

Successful artist

He is the Science

Governor of Georgia

He Who Must Not Be Named

The one who is to come